Tuesday, May 27, 2014

A Confession

Hey there kiddos. Ready to hear something shocking? The Queen doesn't really like summer.

*pauses while everyone in the known universe gasps*


Correction: The Queen doesn't really like summer in New York. In fact, the word hate might even be applicable. Why, you ask? Because strolling through NYC in the summer is like walking through hot, smelly soup. And yes, it is as gross as it sounds. Of course, the fact that we cannot handle the sun might also have something to do with it... (Vampires may not be real, but their skin tone sure as hell is. The Queen is living proof).

So while we wish all of you a wondrous and sunburn-free summer, we will be spending most of ours curled up with a giant AC unit, waiting for the first glimpse of fall. Or at least the first bus outta town.

New Hampshire, anyone? We hear its nice this time of year :)


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