Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Today in La La Land

Today in La La Land, Madame Internet (aka, Twitter) is making The Queen wicked jealous. That's right, we said wicked. We're so jealous that our New England is showing.

But that's okay! Because we are going to use that jealousy -- scratch that -- admiration to feed our robotic fuel -- uh, fire. We meant to say fire.

*strokes imaginary mustache while plotting world domination*

Saturday, June 7, 2014

Sun Shining, Birds Chirpin'

New Ideas in the Land of La are shiny and plentiful today. Oh! And it's absolutely gorgeous out. All of which has The Queen feeling very excited.

Have a Happy Weekend Kiddos!

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Fighting the Odds

For most of our life, we have never really been too concerned with The Odds. It just wasn't taken into account. We saw something. We wanted it. We found a way to get it. Hard work and a few lucky strokes would always get us exactly where we wanted to be. No biggie. We were cooler than a cucumber.

We should have known it would come back to bight us in the ass at some point.

*looks at ass. winces. applies an ice pack.*

So what to do when The Odds are finally staring you in the face? When they're sitting in front of you, red-eyed and workin' a wicked evil grin?

It's simple, really. You just turn away. Pretend you're six-years-old again and keep telling yourself that not seeing them is the same as them not being there at all. Because what else can you do? The Odds will never be enough of a reason to quit. The Odds will never be able to tell you to stop. Not ever.

Because how else would we be able to win?